Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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