I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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