You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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