But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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