Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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