Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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