but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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