You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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