I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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