...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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