something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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