i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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