used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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