ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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