Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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