im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Help. Why am I so naked?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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