i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
17 year olds will be the death of me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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