I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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