if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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