So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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