ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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