Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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