Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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