i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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