Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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