This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I understand Curling. That high.
Dignity is for republicans.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
