he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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