i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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