so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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