You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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