I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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