i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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