Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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