she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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