she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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