Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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