the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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