: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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