what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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