Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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