There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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