Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We left the knife in your bed.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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