I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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