He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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