watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
