Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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