I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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