So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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