I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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