i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
is it fun? or sober?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
