btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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