I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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