not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
How external is "for external use only"?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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