I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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