He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
