She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I think my moral compass just broke
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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