would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I will be naked everywhere
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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