he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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